13 things I just HATE.

Something I bet you never knew about me unless you actually know me is that I hate about 99.9% of people. That's a pretty big percentage, but it's probably pretty accurate to be honest. There are also just a lot of things that I hate. Not just that people do or things about them or even people, just things in life. I won't go into everything that I hate, but I will inform you all of just a few. Let me know if you can relate.

1. I hate it when people say "It's always the last place you look...". Well of course it is. Why would I continue to look for something after I've found it? That's just stupid.

2. When you're walking by someone and they smile at you so you smile back and then they say "Sup?" or " how's it going?". Am I supposed stop and talk to them about what's "sup" or how it's going? Or do I just ignore the fact that they just asked me an actual question and continue to walk? Usually I throw a " I'm good" over my shoulder as I continue to walk away, but every single time that happens to me I have a little fight with myself inside about what to do.

3. People that think it looks cute to dip their face in a bowl of make-up and then show it off in public. Like no, there is no way anyone should look like plastic. Girls that do that are usually so obsessed with how they look and it bothers me. Like if you want to be pretty....take the make up off, you're probably beautiful with out it. If you want to weight less....I don't know maybe try scrapping the 5 lb of gunk off your face. There is not a single person in this world that need THAT much make up. This isn't a clown school, and you're not auditioning for Burlesque. Enough.

4.  I hate feet. Don't take this as an opportunity to come stick your disgusting toes in my generally living space, because I will shoot you. I hate them with a passion. They are disgusting and I don't want them near me. I don't like other peoples feet. My own are okay and if you have shoes and socks on I can handle it, but bare feet are disgusting and unacceptable anywhere but the beach. I just hate them. Ew.

5. I hate hateful people and bullies. I hate a lot of things but I'm not hateful. I don't like it when someone is straight up mean and they have no good reason for it. Like when someone is mean to someone that's different just because they can be. Why should someone else's life bother you that much that you feel the need to torment them? They aren't effecting you directly by being gay or transgender or even by having a disability. You just look like an douche bag. They don't get to choose to be any of those things. It's not a choice it's how they were born. Stop being so hateful.

6. Negative people. People that can just never seem to find the bright side of any situation. The kind of people that are always so full of negativity that it just makes me want to throw up. Like seriously, there is always a silver lining to every dark cloud even if you can't see it right away. If you put positive things out into he universe, positive things with happy and vise-versa. Wonder why bad things always happen to you? Maybe it's because that's all you see is the bad things.

7. I hate it when people play the "My Life is Worse" game. Like oh yeah? Your life sucks? Let me tell you about every single moderately bad thing that's every happened to me in my entire life and the game escalates so quickly. It's like "I stubbed my toe this morning" "Well, my dog committed suicide in my bath tub..." , but you see I didn't really need to know that I was just saying my toe hurts....

8. When people say "Can I ask you a question?" Well you didn't really give me  choice there now did ya?

9. How some people walk.... you know exactly what I'm talking about. Those guys that walk around with their pants down by their knees, so consequentially they walk like something is in their anus.Plot twist.... what I bet they don't know is that, that very trend started in an all men's prison and if you wore your pants like that it meant you were willing to have sex with another man. So thank you for the update gentlemen, I'll be sure to alert the media of your resent break out from the closet.

10. When people say "life's short", well actually sir/ma'm it's the longest thing anyone ever does. What can you possible do that is longer than life? Absolutely nothing. It's what you do with that time that should matter. Not how long it is or how short, but how they used their time.

11. Other drivers. I hate them. So much. If you don't know how to properly operate a vehicle please stay home or take a damn bus. There is no need for you to be a jerk and pull out in front of anyone, wait your turn. Also, some people need to learn what a effin' blinker is and how to use it. If you are under the influence of pure "Road Rage" you also probably shouldn't be driving. Actually you defiantly shouldn't be driving. Stay off the roads.

12. When other people try to tell you what to do with your relationship. Okay, so One- You're not me. Two- You're not me and Third- You're not ME. You're not in the relationship and I'm pretty sure when I agreed to be in it myself I didn't sign on for YOU too. Stay out of it. A relationship is usually only between two people ( unless your into having multiple mates, I don't judge), but if that's not the case. Keep your opinions and your prejudice to yourself unless asked otherwise.

13. Cheaters. I don't think I need to say anything about this one.